Minus:

Thanks for the shattered Cobra bottle in the driveway, obnoxious undergrads. Glad to see that the warmer temperatures mean a return to generally disrespectful outdoor behavior. Also glad that I didn’t just cut the shit out of my hands picking up after you so I don’t get a flat tire.

Plus:

IT’S WARM OUT. NOTHING CAN BE BAD WHEN IT IS WARM AND SUNNY IN FEBRUARY.